“Keep traditional marriage sacred!!!”
YOU FUCKERS, TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE HAS NOT BEEN ~SACRED SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME
Caveman want wife? Here big club. Hit head of female you want. Drag to cave. Married.
Back in ye olden times you could purchase your wife by giving her family some freaking pigs and chickens. Or you could just rape her and boom!!! she’s yours!!! true love!!! How about your brother? He just died and his poor little wife needs a new husband! According to the bible, HEY HEY HEY. No need to cry over your bro! You have to marry his wife to soothe your pain!!!
OR WHAT ABOUT GOOD OLE RENAISSANCE MARRIAGE, HMM? Let the parents decide who you’re going to marry!! “But Papa, Lord Tobias is an asswipe!” “My child you must marry him, because his family owns the lake AND several impressive cattle!” “Oh! Absolutely! I shall marry him in the morn!”
Ahh but what about some early days of the plague, hmm? OHP you’re 13, my daughter! Time to get married and have 7 children before you die! You have no choice! He’ll hit you to show you your place but the man’s hard worker and can impregnate you over and over so you can help populate our rapidly dying members of society! We can’t afford to throw you an actual wedding but here’s a handful of roses to try and mask the scent of forced early marriage and death!
You want to vote? No! Your husband is the man of the house you silly little housewife! No one wants to hear your opinion! He will always be better than you so cook and clean and take care of the children and be a good little domestic wife.
And that brings us to today! You want to get married? Why not make it a tv show! Have a handful of goodlooking egg heads try to woo you and after making out and flirting with several of them decide who’s good enough to be your hubby! Fresh out of high school and you’re pregnant? No big deal, you’ve only known the father for a month but you ought to marry him! You can always divorce! Tired of your husband after 72 hours of marriage? Divorce that bitch! Make the headlines!
If you want to make marriage sacred… work on making your own marriage sacred. The world’s been fucked up since the dawn of forever. You can help by minding your own damn business.